My First Poem in German(!)

Disclaimer: Not to be taken seriously. Thank you very much. Should Roi stumble on this, he should not be offended, because nonsense should not offend.

Behold, peasants! I have written my first scatological doggerel verse:

Roi ist ein
Fett Regenschirm,
Wer Würmer
Isst, und furzt.

Which is, being interpreted:

Roi is a
Fat umbrella,
Who worms
does eat, and farts.

Which is, being evaluated, a horrible translation of a frightfully inane piece of poetry.

Herr Johann is traumatized.